struck by lightning by the book ⇀ “When my grandpa died he left me his 1973 Corvair convertible, which sounds really great on paper. In reality, he left me a lemon, and since the car is the most stress-inducing piece of machinery of all time and he died of a heart attack, I think it’s safe to say he left me his cause of death. It doesn’t start unless the key is in the ignition, the left passenger window is open, and the radio is turned to a Spanish classics station. Don’t ask how long it took me to figure out this combination. If it still doesn’t start when those three things are in place, the slamming of the glove compartment and a good kick on the rear license plate usually does the trick.”

thescienceofjohnlock:

v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n-a:

newaindulac:

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD

WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!

what the fuck is going on with brazil? why have I not heard of this?

The first I heard about this was a very short bit on BBC news this morning. Someone is not doing their job properly.

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(Source: james-lily)

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

Chris + (dumb) poses

i-am-superjohnlocked:

orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

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and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

i don’t even know what yu-gi-oh is and i laughed

Tumblr so far in 2013

captainmurrca:

cathyupan:

toodledoot:

sabrielandorangejuice:

john-riddell-big-game-hunter:

i-like-past-you:

thefourteenthdoctor:

thefourteenthdoctor:

thefourteenthdoctor:

  • Fluffy chicken
  • Harlem Shake
  • American man [weird event]
  • Using Google searches to replace lines of songs
  • Bee Movie
  • Patrick
  • The colour of the sky
  • Okay Cool
  •  Tumblr was down for 3 hours
  • ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

Mishapocalypse

  • Hannibal

•Bitch I might be
•Swiggity swag
•Do he got a booty? He doooooooo

Peter Pan

a-hunters-diary:

themustachedwaffle:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

hi-john-im-alive:

One way

Or another

I’m gonna meetcha

I’m gonna

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imageust

*tour guide voice*

if you look to your right you’ll see a  relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”

im cry

wordsto-remember: Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

wordsto-remember:

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

laughcentre: fantastic

laughcentre:

fantastic

(Source: tennasea)

did-you-kno: Source

did-you-kno:

Source

messrjamesprongspotter:

don’t trust people who don’t get harry potter references

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

emaeye:

my-raggedy-detective:

shercroc:

primisthebomb:

the show awkward is supposed to depict the life of a socially awkward teenage blogger but in the show she has 2 hot guys that want to be with her but she can’t choose one like hONESTLY THAT IS NOT THE LIFE OF A SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLOGGER THAT ISN’T EVEN AWKWARD

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maybe at the end the hot guys turn out to be fictional characters and its all in her head and the camera zooms out on a scene of her laughing alone with salad

omg

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